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TMI Tuesday #92

I love TMI!

  1. What’s the sexiest type of underwear? For men, I’m partial to boxers or boxer briefs. For women, I like the string bikini style, which is also what I like to wear most.
  2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex? No I haven’t and no I wouldn’t. Not because there’s anything wrong with paying for sex, but I’m a cheapskate. Why pay for something I can get for free? I’d much rather get paid to have sex!
  3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Mustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care? When it comes to men and facial hair I have some definite preferences. I think very few men can wear a mustache without looking like a creepy used car salesman. Goatees and beards I don’t mind so much. However, there is one man who OWNS the creepy used car salesman look, and that is Har Mar Superstar. Check it. As for body hair, I’m not so particular. My man is a member of the Hairy-Chested Man’s Club and I like him like that. As for women, I really wish that people would get over their skewed and rigid definitions of femininity and just let women have body hair. In college I went through a phase where I shaved my head but not my legs or my armpits. If a woman is sexy, it is because of how she carries herself and the attitude she exudes, not because she shaves her pits.
  4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen featured in pornography? Well, I haven’t watched a lot of pornography but I did see one of those BBW pornos* years ago in which I saw a guy fuck an 800 lb. woman who was bent over a kitchen counter and he couldn’t find her coochie so he just fucked whichever slot of flesh was handy. Yeah, that was pretty strange.
  5. What’s worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as “too much”? Not enough is the worst! Too much is when my pussy is tender and sore and any contact just hurts. But it’s a temporary state and a little reminder of how much fun I had the night before;) I’ll take too much over not enough anytime.
  6. Bonus: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught? The most illegal thing I’ve ever done was sell a few hits of LSD to my friends in high school. I was not caught, which is a good thing because they have some draconian sentencing laws when it comes to LSD.

*You’re probably wondering why I would watch such a thing, so I’ll tell you. I was hanging out with a group of friends, guys and gals, and the guys started badgering us to go get some porn, because wouldn’t it be hott to watch some porn with all these cute girls? Maybe they’ll get turned on and want to fuck us! Yeah! They were a little surprised by how quickly we agreed, and it was my best friend’s idea to get the BBW video.

The worst part? We repeated this scenario just one week later and they still sent us to pick out the porn. Only that time instead of BBW we got a video of gay men. That was the last time they sent us girls to pick out their porn for them.

TMI Tuesday

Filed under: Video, Memes, Celebrities | July 17th, 2007 Comments (5)

Boobs are gross??

I’m pretty hormonal right now so it doesn’t take much to annoy me, but the internet is all abuzz with the shocking revelation that Maggie Gyllenhaal nursed her baby in public and had the audacity to leave her boob exposed to the poor, unsuspecting public. Reading the comments at this site (which I really need to stop visiting!) just pissed me off. I couldn’t be bothered to read all 365, but here’s a sampling:

Ewww…not good. She could have covered up a bit with a blanket. I know it’s a natural act but that is pretty tacky. Her tit hanging all over the place is not natural. She should be more conscientious of not offending the general public by being more subtle.

Cramming tits into a push-up bra with just the cleavage showing, that is SO much more natural.

Actually there is something wrong with it. I shouldn’t have to see some woman’s exposed tit while I’m eating lunch, shopping or anything else.

I want to find this person and tit stalk them in order to desensitize them. Somebody needs to do it!

Discusting! I’ve seen women do that before but at least they had the decency to cover their breasts. What a freakin peasant! Yes breastfeeding is natural but so is urinating and defecating, does this mean we’ll catch people doing that in public too? This is what I call no self-respect.

Yes, nursing and taking a shit are clearly in the same category of sanitation and offensiveness. Grown-ups feed in public all the time. I guess they don’t have much self-respect.

OMG!!! I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL!! I don’t care if you have nice tits but please put them away. There is a time and place for that!!! GROSS!!!

This person thinks tits are really gross but exclamation points are fucking awesome. I think this may be an indication of mental illness.

I love tits!!!!!!!!!!

And of course, some people are just thrilled to get the chance to ogle some titties. Woohoooo!

After being subjected to these painful displays of ignorance, I read this and fell in love a little:

Guys are so weird. They love to suck on your nipples, although usually just for a few minutes, and only as an impossibly lame and clumsy substitute for competent foreplay. But then they completely freak out when they see a baby at the nipple, which is what it’s designed for. I guess it’s true - in this country boys undergo forced separation from mommy, so they won’t be called sissy little mama’s boys, and then they spend the rest of their lives trying to get mommy back all to themselves. Explains a lot, including why being a lesbian saves a girl from having to tolerate endless juvenile nonsense.

Thank you, random commenter, for restoring my faith in humanity. And thank you, Maggie Gyllenhaal for having the courage to breastfeed your baby in public without any shame whatsoever. I applaud you.

Filed under: Insanity, Celebrities, Rants and Raves | June 7th, 2007 Comments (1)

Lesson to be learned from Jenna Jameson

No, it’s not how to make love like porn star. But why vaginoplasty is very bad idea. Poor Jenna. I’m afraid she may have been suckered by this wretched site.

Don’t listen to the latest hype, ladies. There’s a better way to keep your vagina strong and healthy: Kegels!

Filed under: Insanity, Celebrities, Unsolicited Advice | April 23rd, 2007 Comments (2)

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