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It’s still Thursday here, so happy HNT everyone!

Steel gave me this lovely parasol for my birthday. We’ll have more photos of it (and me) to come;)

Filed under: Memes | July 19th, 2007 Comments (6)

TMI Tuesday #92

I love TMI!

  1. What’s the sexiest type of underwear? For men, I’m partial to boxers or boxer briefs. For women, I like the string bikini style, which is also what I like to wear most.
  2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex? No I haven’t and no I wouldn’t. Not because there’s anything wrong with paying for sex, but I’m a cheapskate. Why pay for something I can get for free? I’d much rather get paid to have sex!
  3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Mustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care? When it comes to men and facial hair I have some definite preferences. I think very few men can wear a mustache without looking like a creepy used car salesman. Goatees and beards I don’t mind so much. However, there is one man who OWNS the creepy used car salesman look, and that is Har Mar Superstar. Check it. As for body hair, I’m not so particular. My man is a member of the Hairy-Chested Man’s Club and I like him like that. As for women, I really wish that people would get over their skewed and rigid definitions of femininity and just let women have body hair. In college I went through a phase where I shaved my head but not my legs or my armpits. If a woman is sexy, it is because of how she carries herself and the attitude she exudes, not because she shaves her pits.
  4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen featured in pornography? Well, I haven’t watched a lot of pornography but I did see one of those BBW pornos* years ago in which I saw a guy fuck an 800 lb. woman who was bent over a kitchen counter and he couldn’t find her coochie so he just fucked whichever slot of flesh was handy. Yeah, that was pretty strange.
  5. What’s worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as “too much”? Not enough is the worst! Too much is when my pussy is tender and sore and any contact just hurts. But it’s a temporary state and a little reminder of how much fun I had the night before;) I’ll take too much over not enough anytime.
  6. Bonus: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught? The most illegal thing I’ve ever done was sell a few hits of LSD to my friends in high school. I was not caught, which is a good thing because they have some draconian sentencing laws when it comes to LSD.

*You’re probably wondering why I would watch such a thing, so I’ll tell you. I was hanging out with a group of friends, guys and gals, and the guys started badgering us to go get some porn, because wouldn’t it be hott to watch some porn with all these cute girls? Maybe they’ll get turned on and want to fuck us! Yeah! They were a little surprised by how quickly we agreed, and it was my best friend’s idea to get the BBW video.

The worst part? We repeated this scenario just one week later and they still sent us to pick out the porn. Only that time instead of BBW we got a video of gay men. That was the last time they sent us girls to pick out their porn for them.

TMI Tuesday

Filed under: Video, Memes, Celebrities | July 17th, 2007 Comments (5)

Poppin’ my HNT cherry

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Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone!

It’s taken me a while to get up the nerve to do HNT, but here it is. I decided to showcase Steel’s favorite feature;) This song by the Asylum Street Spankers is for all you admirers of callipygian females:

That dress is one of my new favorites. I got it at Goodwill a few weeks ago and broke it in at a SCOTS show shortly thereafter. It has a wild pinball motif and although I’m not into pinball, I love this dress. I also wore it on the Fourth of July because it has lots of POW! graphics all over it.

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Filed under: Memes, Body Image, Music | July 12th, 2007 Comments (5)

TMI Tuesday #91

Look, I’m not late this time!

  1. Who was your childhood hero? Pippi Longstocking! She had a horse in her house and a pet monkey and she could kick some serious ass.
  2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page? Steel’s band has a MySpace page, does that count?
  3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about? Funny you should ask, since we just had that conversation! See my last post for more details;)
  4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn’t mean it? Not consciously, although when I was a teen I used to say it without really understanding what being in love is all about.
  5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you? Nope.
  6. Bonus: Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell…. Well, I don’t have any funny stories, just times I look back on fondly. For example, back when Steel first moved in with me he was working 12-hour graveyard shifts. He’d get home at 4:30 in the morning and I’d be sleeping soundly in my bed, often accompanied by my little one who liked to sneak into my bed around midnight. Steel would pick me up and carry me upstairs to his bed (better for sleeping during daylight hours) and then fuck me mercilessly. He was so earnest and intense and I was mighty impressed by his endurance while working such a grueling schedule.
Filed under: Memes | July 10th, 2007 Comments (8)

TMI #90

I’ve been away on a family trip for the last 3 days so I’ve got some catching up to do. I need to finish up some posts of substance, so in the meanwhile I’ll leave you with my contribution to TMI Tuesday. Enjoy!

  1. Describe your first kiss. I was in eighth grade at a school dance. I was slow-dancing with a gangly boy a foot taller than myself who wasn’t particularly handsome but he was on the football team so my friends deemed him worthy. He leaned over to kiss me and I remember feeling giddy with curiosity. Curiosity quickly yielded to revulsion as he proceeded to slobber all over my face and assault my tonsils with his tongue. It was dreadful.
  2. Should a person’s pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be? A person should do whatever they damn well please with their own pubic hair.
  3. What’s the best super-hero comic book movie ever made? Orgazmo! “I’m not a superhero! I’m a Latter-Day Saint.”
  4. Coke or Pepsi? Ugh. Neither. I rarely drink soda. When I do, it would be ginger ale (my favorite) or root beer.
  5. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Not that I’m aware of, but who knows?
  6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss? I don’t know that I’ve ever noticed. I guess it would be the opposite tilt of his head.
  7. Jockstraps, sexy or no? No. My husband has a gorgeous ass, but seeing him in a jockstrap just makes me giggle. I like it better bare!
  8. Bonus: Have you ever used the excuse, “Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don’t remember a THING!” Can’t say I have. I’ve never been much of a drinker. For me, getting too drunk always ended with me retching over a toilet. Not very sexy. As for excuses, I can’t say I’ve felt compelled to use one. For some reason I didn’t really engage in many random hook-ups in college. I went through an alternate phase in which I decided that there were precious few guys worthy of my pussy, which was pretty much true. However, I wasn’t particularly enthusiastic about abstinence either, so my solution was to have a boy toy handy for NSA sex. It was a pretty good system, actually.

    I did have a couple of one-night stands while I was traveling alone on separate occasions. It was fun and I wasn’t the least bit drunk. Afterward I went home and told my friends all about it. I had no shame, so there was no need to manufacture silly excuses.

Filed under: Memes | July 3rd, 2007 Comments (7)

Tagged! 7 Random Things

I’ve been tagged! This one was actually a little tricky since I just recently wrote my 100 things about Ruby post, but I’m a multifarious creature so I managed to come up with 7 more random things about me. Here you go:

  1. When I met and began dating my husband, one of the first things he did that swept me off my feet was to bring a book of poetry to read to me at my house. The book was Love Is a Dog from Hell by Charles Bukowski. I swooned;)
  2. I went to an all-girls Catholic School during grades 5-8. Our playground games were burly and bad ass. Thanks to our antics, the maypole-thingy was deemed too dangerous and removed, one girl broke her collarbone during seesaw wars, and I accidentally knocked the head off a statue of St. Joseph during a snowy game of King of the Hill. Those nuns just loved us.
  3. My son was born at home. My birth was attended by two nurse midwives, my mother, and two close friends. There wasn’t a single man present. I had a relatively easy labor (just 4 hours) and a peaceful birth. Nothing has been easy since then, though!
  4. When I was pregnant I was one of those women who looks like she just swallowed a watermelon. I’m not exaggerating! My belly stuck straight out in appalling proportions, but if you saw me from behind you couldn’t even tell I was pregnant. Despite my diligent application of copious cocoa butter and Vitamin E lotion, I don’t just have stretch marks, I have saggy baggy skin all around my belly button. I’ve always had a perfectly flat tummy that I once loved to show off, but now I’m very self-conscious about it. Even though it’s flat as ever, I have the tummy of a 90-year old woman.
  5. I’ve never had a brand new car, and I don’t want one. The newest model I’ve ever owned is the 1999 S-10 pickup we currently drive. Our other vehicle is a 1989 Dodge Ram Van that we bought recently so we could finally transport all 6 kids in one vehicle on weekends. Prior to that I had a 1991 Grand Marquis and we needed both vehicles to travel anywhere with the whole family. When I’m alone I really prefer to get around on foot or by bicycle.
  6. I absolutely love thunderstorms. I find them to be intensely erotic and just altogether awe-inspiring. When I lived on my little sailboat in FL, lots of people would wonder how my son and I managed during storms, and wasn’t I afraid? In fact I loved nothing more than being on my boat (safely on its mooring, that is) during a fierce thunderstorm. I’ve seen some of the most incredible cloud formations while watching an approaching storm on the bay. I loved the sound of the wind and the rain and the way the boat would pivot on its mooring when the wind shifted, and the way the choppy seas tossed and rocked our little home on the water. Even my little one was fearless, bless his swarthy pirate heart. Hurricanes, however, are another story entirely. I love storms, but I’m not suicidal. I prefer to ride those out on dry land.
  7. I’m afraid of spiders but I love spiderwebs. Really big spiders simultaneously terrify and fascinate me. Some of them are truly beautiful and I don’t mind admiring them from a safe distance. I definitely prefer spiders who live in their webs to the ones that creep around in dark corners and sneak up on you without warning. I try not to kill them and if he’s available I’ll have Steel gently relocate them outdoors. I never kill spiders that I find outside because that’s their turf. But if I find one in my house then they better pray that Steel is around to remove them.

I’m supposed to tag 7 more bloggers, but I can’t think of anyone who hasn’t already done this meme. If you’re reading this and thinking “Pick me, pick me!” then by all means, go for it! If you do, please leave a comment so we know you’ve participated and then we can check out your answers.

Filed under: Memes | June 29th, 2007 Comments (4)

TMI Tuesday #89

I’m a day late, but that’s nothing new. I’m not really into memes, but TMI is right up my alley.

  1. Does the carpet match the drapes? Yes it does! Ruby’s a natural redhead baby;) Personally I think my trimmed red bush is quite pretty, which is just one reason why I don’t shave or wax it all off.
  2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them? No. Blackmail is bad karma. Not that I haven’t been tempted, particularly when it comes to Steel’s ex-wife. But I have had to remind myself that she’s the hateful, vengeful wretch and do I really want to be like her? No I do not.
  3. What is your favorite thing to lick? Pre-cum on a steely cock. Yum!
  4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.) Not yet. I haven’t attended church in years, but I do love old historic churches, grand gothic cathedrals, and tiny rustic chapels. I’m plenty eager to express my irreverency!
  5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!! ;) We rent it from the local porn shop. Steel used to work there years ago. Unfortunately the selection is rather mainstream, so in the future I plan to order my porn online. Honestly, though, I’m not that into porn, which is probably because most of it sucks. I’d love to get turned on to some good porn.
  • Bonus: How often, if ever, do you “fake it?” Never. There’s no reason for me to do so. I consider it a real disservice to your lover. It’s like laughing at your kid when he’s behaving badly, and then getting mad at him when he keeps doing it.
Filed under: Memes | June 27th, 2007 Comments (5)

TMI Tuesday #88

It’s that time of the week again!

  1. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More courage. I hate being shy. I’ve come a long way in that respect, but it still requires a great deal of effort for me to approach people. I’d particularly like to have more courage to approach strangers on the street whom I’d like to photograph.
  2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? What for? Yep. I was arrested in high school for possession of marijuana. My day in court went pretty well. Being a juvenile has its advantages. But my dad made me pay for my own lawyer. I’m no Hilton!
  3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn’t do? Yelled at my son. *sigh* Maybe I need a little more heart, too.
  4. Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation? Yep. Not exactly a vacation, but a semester abroad. And I have a permanent reminder: He’s 8 years old now.
  5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who’s name you never knew? I’ve always known their first name, at the very least, but I’m very good with names. Last names are another story.
  6. Bonus: What is the best way to mend a broken heart? Do something awesome. I’ve been known to climb a mountain or sail a boat solo. Do something that challenges and inspires you. Remind yourself how amazing you are and that you can do anything. I do not advocate rebound flings, but I don’t condemn them either.
Filed under: Memes | June 19th, 2007 Comments (5)

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