Archived Posts from 'Music' Category

The Last Hurrah

I can’t quit this blog without leaving you with my favorite dirty ditty of all time. I had been saving this song for the right post, but there’s no point waiting now. So without further ado, here is the Pussycat Song by God’s favorite band and mine, too - The Asylum Street Spankers.

You can buy this song here, and I hope you do. This band is amazing.

And by the way, you guys aren’t making this easy for me!

Filed under: Music | July 25th, 2007 Comments (3)

Last Night

You foreshadowed our hedonistic exploits early in the evening by preparing a delectable dinner of spinach salad with dried cranberries and walnuts, then strawberry shortcake for dessert. You offered to make me a strawberry daiquiri, too, but I declined because I know that alcohol makes me sleepy, not horny. It was still early and I wanted to be ready for my Candyman.

(Get this album here, you’ll be glad you did.)

I put the little one to bed and finished my night time routine. I was eager to join you, naked in our bed. Before I slithered in beside you I made sure to fetch some chocolate from our stash beside the bed. It’s no accident that the chocolate is hidden in the same place as our sex toys.

Chocolate always leads to kissing, and while we kissed my hand found your cock. I discovered that you were already rock hard and I felt my cunt tighten in anticipation.

Normally I like to lick and suck your cock before I climb aboard, but last night was different. Last night I couldn’t wait to fill my pussy and ride you to ecstasy, and I did. I know you love to watch me rock and buck on your cock while you play with my ass, but last night you did something new. Last night you slapped my ass, hard, while I was grinding myself into a cock-fueled bliss, and I liked it. I screamed my approval and you slapped me again, harder. I screamed louder. Yes Daddy! And I kept cumming.

I might have ridden your cock some more. I might have leaned back so I could finger my clit while I straddled you, but last night you had other ideas. Last night you knew what you wanted and you didn’t hesitate to show me. You flipped me over onto my back and proceeded to give me a good, hard dicking. I love it when you toss me around and throw me down on the mattress because you just can’t wait another second to get what you want. Your need is urgent and intense and forceful. I like it when you need it bad, Daddy. I want to give it to you. I want to show you what a good slut I can be.

You fucked me just the way I like to be fucked and I came bigger and better than ever. Every night we reach new heights of orgasmic intensity, but last night was extra good, Daddy. Last night my pussy was so worked up that pretty soon I didn’t need my little bullet vibe. I just needed your cock and my whole body answered to the sensations in my pussy. I came like a fucking champion while you growled your approval. And then I did it again. No matter how much I came, I kept wanting more, and you were always eager to give it to me.

Most of the time I have to focus intently on your pleasure to make you cum. Your spunk can be stubborn at times, Daddy, but I know how to coax it out of you and I delight in the effort. But not last night. Last night you just couldn’t help yourself. Last night you and your cock got a bit carried away while my knees were up around my shoulders and my hands were gripping your ass, and then I heard that triumphant growl that I know and love so well and I answered in kind. We almost never get to cum together but last night we did. Last night was fucking glorious.

I hope we can do it again tonight.

Filed under: Erotica, Music, Orgasms | July 13th, 2007 Comments (0)

Poppin’ my HNT cherry

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Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone!

It’s taken me a while to get up the nerve to do HNT, but here it is. I decided to showcase Steel’s favorite feature;) This song by the Asylum Street Spankers is for all you admirers of callipygian females:

That dress is one of my new favorites. I got it at Goodwill a few weeks ago and broke it in at a SCOTS show shortly thereafter. It has a wild pinball motif and although I’m not into pinball, I love this dress. I also wore it on the Fourth of July because it has lots of POW! graphics all over it.

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Filed under: Memes, Body Image, Music | July 12th, 2007 Comments (5)

Silly masturbation stuff

This is how you do it, girlsSurfing the net for masturbation material can be quite entertaining. Once you get past all the sites trying to convince you that masturbation is evil and deadly, that is. Though I do find it telling that those sites are almost exclusively targeting men. Apparently Jesus wants women to masturbate any ol’ time they please. Hallelujah!

I especially got a kick out of these articles at the Landover Baptist Church site. It’s an entirely satirical site, so feel free to enjoy it. I feel entitled to my appreciation of Christian satire due to my past life as a fundamentalist. Check these out:

Innocent Kids Use Jar Jar Dolls as Masturbation Toys!

Pastor Orders Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating

And then there’s masturbation 2.0: wankr!

While you’re perusing those pages, I suggest you play this song in the background. It’s a lousy recording but it’s the best I could find. And since I was also a sailor once, I couldn’t pass this one up. It’s Friggin’ in the Riggin’ by the Sex Pistols:

Filed under: Fun Links, Masturbation, Music | May 23rd, 2007 Comments (2)

One for the wankers

Earlier this month while doing some masturbation research, I found this page on Wikipedia: List of songs about Masturbation. I wasted no time in tracking down some of these songs to feature on this site. It was a bit of an education, too. I never knew that She Bop was about masturbation, and I’m pretty sure my parents never realized that either. Same goes for Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger. I think that one might be an example of a song that isn’t so much about masturbation, but makes a vague reference to it in one line somewhere. There are a few of those on the list. Although I noticed that the list had been culled somewhat since my first visit.  Suzy Seacell’s Me and My Vibrator was noticeably absent.

Here’s an especially fun little number from a bloke across the pond called Ivor Biggun - make sure to pronounce his name with a British accent, it’s much better that way;) And remember, masturbation is God’s great gift to us!

Filed under: Masturbation, Music | May 18th, 2007 Comments (0)

Real Masturbation Stories

This site features true stories of masturbation by real people, and I must say, it’s pretty fascinating. I never knew there were so many creative ways to get yourself off. It’s quite an education, actually.

The site is divided into Male and Female masturbation stories, and each section is further divided by categorized techniques or implements. Just reading the category headings was rather educational. I encourage you to take a peek;)

And since it’s been far too long since I’ve tickled your ears, here’s a song related to this month’s theme. Stay tuned for more!

UPDATE: Music is working again. Weeeee!

Filed under: Masturbation, Music | May 10th, 2007 Comments (0)

Musical Interlude

I’d like to introduce you to my new favorite music source: finetune. I use the term favorite loosely, since it is the only online music source I’ve actually used. I had been mining various mp3 blogs in hopes of accessing new and obscure musical talent, but it turned out to be very hit or miss.

My favorite feature at finetune is the Artist Radio. Find your favorite band and play their Artist Radio. I’ve used this feature to listen to music I wouldn’t hear otherwise, and decide if I like it enough to buy more.

I had a lot of fun putting together my playlist. I found a great selection, if I do say so myself. There’s a bunch of naughty ditties in there, too, because that’s the kind of girl I am;) You might also like to know that I tend to favor two types of music: poetic melancholy or funky sassy ass-shakin’ music. I love Love LOVE to dance.

I considered placing a finetune player in the sidebar that will play my mix on request. It would NOT play automatically when the site loads because that’s just annoying. But I really don’t like site clutter, so I opted against it. But I might change my mind and try it out for a while. I’m fickle that way. You tell me, would you listen to music while you’re surfing online to hear a little something different?

Filed under: Music | April 14th, 2007 Comments (0)

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