I’ve been away on a family trip for the last 3 days so I’ve got some catching up to do. I need to finish up some posts of substance, so in the meanwhile I’ll leave you with my contribution to TMI Tuesday. Enjoy!
- Describe your first kiss. I was in eighth grade at a school dance. I was slow-dancing with a gangly boy a foot taller than myself who wasn’t particularly handsome but he was on the football team so my friends deemed him worthy. He leaned over to kiss me and I remember feeling giddy with curiosity. Curiosity quickly yielded to revulsion as he proceeded to slobber all over my face and assault my tonsils with his tongue. It was dreadful.
- Should a person’s pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be? A person should do whatever they damn well please with their own pubic hair.
- What’s the best super-hero comic book movie ever made? Orgazmo! “I’m not a superhero! I’m a Latter-Day Saint.”
- Coke or Pepsi? Ugh. Neither. I rarely drink soda. When I do, it would be ginger ale (my favorite) or root beer.
- Have you ever been caught masturbating? Not that I’m aware of, but who knows?
- Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?I don’t know that I’ve ever noticed. I guess it would be the opposite tilt of his head.
- Jockstraps, sexy or no? No. My husband has a gorgeous ass, but seeing him in a jockstrap just makes me giggle. I like it better bare!
Bonus: Have you ever used the excuse, “Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don’t remember a THING!” Can’t say I have. I’ve never been much of a drinker. For me, getting too drunk always ended with me retching over a toilet. Not very sexy. As for excuses, I can’t say I’ve felt compelled to use one. For some reason I didn’t really engage in many random hook-ups in college. I went through an alternate phase in which I decided that there were precious few guys worthy of my pussy, which was pretty much true. However, I wasn’t particularly enthusiastic about abstinence either, so my solution was to have a boy toy handy for NSA sex. It was a pretty good system, actually.
I did have a couple of one-night stands while I was traveling alone on separate occasions. It was fun and I wasn’t the least bit drunk. Afterward I went home and told my friends all about it. I had no shame, so there was no need to manufacture silly excuses.