TMI Tuesday #92

I love TMI!

  1. What’s the sexiest type of underwear? For men, I’m partial to boxers or boxer briefs. For women, I like the string bikini style, which is also what I like to wear most.
  2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex? No I haven’t and no I wouldn’t. Not because there’s anything wrong with paying for sex, but I’m a cheapskate. Why pay for something I can get for free? I’d much rather get paid to have sex!
  3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Mustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care? When it comes to men and facial hair I have some definite preferences. I think very few men can wear a mustache without looking like a creepy used car salesman. Goatees and beards I don’t mind so much. However, there is one man who OWNS the creepy used car salesman look, and that is Har Mar Superstar. Check it. As for body hair, I’m not so particular. My man is a member of the Hairy-Chested Man’s Club and I like him like that. As for women, I really wish that people would get over their skewed and rigid definitions of femininity and just let women have body hair. In college I went through a phase where I shaved my head but not my legs or my armpits. If a woman is sexy, it is because of how she carries herself and the attitude she exudes, not because she shaves her pits.
  4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen featured in pornography? Well, I haven’t watched a lot of pornography but I did see one of those BBW pornos* years ago in which I saw a guy fuck an 800 lb. woman who was bent over a kitchen counter and he couldn’t find her coochie so he just fucked whichever slot of flesh was handy. Yeah, that was pretty strange.
  5. What’s worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as “too much”? Not enough is the worst! Too much is when my pussy is tender and sore and any contact just hurts. But it’s a temporary state and a little reminder of how much fun I had the night before;) I’ll take too much over not enough anytime.
  6. Bonus: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught? The most illegal thing I’ve ever done was sell a few hits of LSD to my friends in high school. I was not caught, which is a good thing because they have some draconian sentencing laws when it comes to LSD.

*You’re probably wondering why I would watch such a thing, so I’ll tell you. I was hanging out with a group of friends, guys and gals, and the guys started badgering us to go get some porn, because wouldn’t it be hott to watch some porn with all these cute girls? Maybe they’ll get turned on and want to fuck us! Yeah! They were a little surprised by how quickly we agreed, and it was my best friend’s idea to get the BBW video.

The worst part? We repeated this scenario just one week later and they still sent us to pick out the porn. Only that time instead of BBW we got a video of gay men. That was the last time they sent us girls to pick out their porn for them.

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